The following is a collection of offensive jokes about women, found on the Internet, from which I’m hoping to generate the uncomfortable combination of humour and disgust (and possibly a section in the piece that will follow on from this research). Continue reading at you own discretion the content hereafter is very crude!
Q. Why did God create woman?
A. To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
A. Call her and tell her what you’re doing.
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your [w]hole weak/week.
Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.